50 Reasons Why Morgan & Xtina Didn’t Go On Any Dates This Semester:

I believe the title says enough, we have managed to compile a list of 50 reasons why no guys asked us out -or even wanted to ask us out this semester, I'm sure we could have made this list even longer



50. When a boy asks us what our plans are, we say that we are "obviously hanging out with each other."
49. Have photo shoots on a weekly basis—most of the time. Being models is such a busy life...
48. Get all of the latest model poses—which we implement in our weekly photo shoots—by watching America's Next Top Model marathons on VH1
47. Share an addiction for What Not to Wear, even though we never got to watch one together this semester
46. As a tradition, we binge on Churros (at least three) everytime we are at Disneyland, even when we are not with eachother
45. Have matching MacBooks
44. "Pimped out" our rides, aka MacBooks, using the exact same method, just different foiling colors (Kristina has green and Morgan has red)
43. Wear way too much cheetah and or/leopard print
42. Half the time, our hanging out is spent studying in the library together
41. The most common text message we send each other is, "Where are you?"
40. We talk to each other on our computers via google chat even though we're in the same room.
39. Watched all of Grey's Anatomy—4 seasons worth—in our apartment within two months.
38. Love to fill up people's cameras with pictures of the two of us (usually taken in a "MySpace fashion" from a high angle)
37. Make friends with random people on campus: Spanish-speaking missionaries, Multimedia Lab Assistants, etc.
36. Invite those friends over for game nights (excluding the missionaries) and then use them to get us Oregon Trail for our computers.
35. Whenever we go to a concert, we somehow manage to get in the VIP area where we then proceed to steal energy drinks by shoving them into our giant handbags.
34. Carry around handbags filled with stolen energy drinks.
33. We're beautiful, ambitious, and are pursuing careers as high powered doctors: traits that, when combined, are lethal and imtimidating to other men. Specifically—all of BYU men.
32. Judge people by their ability to put makeup on—basically how much black eyeliner they apply.
31. MAC Cosmetics addicts
30. Know all the MAC eyeshadow colors by heart. So instead of saying, "Oh your makeup looks good today," we say, "Oh I really like Amber Lights on your lid. And is that a hint of Honey Lust I see on your lid?"
29. We relate to over 50% of the things on the list of "Stuff White People Like"
28. Criticize the blonde, white waitresses at sushi restaurants. Blonde/white= not legit.
27. It has been said that we even talk in the same manner/way.
26. When people ask us about doing things separately we reply,"Whatever, we do what we want!"
25. After we saw a Gay couple at Disneyland, we choose to hold hands as well.
24. Whenever there is a Cheesecake Factory in the area near us, we proceed to go and enjoy a tasty slice of key-lime cheesecake—even if we are full.
23. Refer to each other by somewhat offensive terms such as hoe, skank, and slut.
22. Sometimes refer to each other by our Grey's Anatomy Aliases—Dr. Torres and Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery-Shepherd
21. In discussing our lives, we also burst into random rap or hip-hop songs, i.e. "I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T do you know what that means?"
20. Call people Cholos (mostly Xtina). Example: "What do you think you are looking at, Cholo?"
19. Relate our lives to surgeries and relationships within the Grey's Anatomy universe.
18. Make our own Spring Break vacation...at DISNEYLAND.
17. Make fun of the lame Jack Sparrow impersonator at Disneyland.
16. Facebook stalk people (mostly Morgan).
15. Try to order Asparagus on our pizza (actually, that was just Morgan again).
14. Cruise the streets of Provo in a flashy red Mustang
13. Dance ridiculously while driving in the flashy red Mustang
12. Compiled a complete playlist of all 326 songs played on Grey's Anatomy
11. Enjoy Sub-Zero fixes weekly
10. We Cackle, as opposed to flirtatiously giggling when speaking to boys/men
9. Listen to Britney Spears, daily
8. Listen to Miley Cyrus, daily—and are proud of it. Once we heard it play on the mainstream radio, we labeled it "legit" to listen to.
7. Randomly pass the thizz at people mid conversation (mostly Stina)
6. Flash Peace signs—Japanese style. Example: our picture with Mulan at Disneyland.
5. We go to dances as a couple, doubling with Bri and Adam of course.
4. When we think no one is in the room, Morgan seductively/creepily says, "We are finally alone" only to have someone else walk in the room at that exact moment. Talk about awkward!
3. Have expensive Sushi fixes—weekly
2. Worship Dr. Pepper like Hindu's worship Vishnu.
1. People think we’re lesbians.

Delaying Homework

So tonight I am trying my best to ignore this Spanish test and also this religion paper I need to write. I can't help it okay....I am inherently not capable of focusing on one thing for that long. and speaking of focusing on things, finals are in about two weeks. Disgusting.
I want to know why every party in Provo has to get shut down, I mean seriously come on?! Last year nothing I went to got shot down and most of the parties were decent so I mean what is up with the Po-po's in this area? They are seriously a bunch of dukes. I'm actually excited to be able to go to Bombay's when I get home, well....at least on Tuesdays I will be able to. I actually can't wait to be home period. Not because of problems or issues going on here, I just really miss home right now. My mom hasn't been doing very well and I can't wait till I can just hang out with her and not have to deal with a J.O.B. or school. That is my incentive I have decided. I will survive finals. And speaking of this coming month.....Grey's Anatomy will be on again! Only my roommates know how obsessed I have become over this show, but really I can't help it I'm so addicted now. and after re-watching all previous seasons and the few from the current fourth season....I can't wait any longer! Oooh and this is me typing a reminder to myself to include some pictures from Saturday's festival of colors. It was bomb. At least until I got colored corn starch in my teeth and kept having to spit out the various colors that I continued to take in. Maybe I will add those pics next time. But until then I have included a picture of us girls getting ready to go out, hyphy style : )

"What time is o six hundred hours?"

Yes, it is Easter Sunday and I understand I should be eating a really good ham meal, surrounded by family and maybe even helping little kids hunt for easter eggs. But instead I'm in a completely different state because my school doesn't even have a spring break! You think because BYU is a religious private university that maybe they would have given us an extra day off. But nooo of course not. So instead what do I decide to do? I go in my room and watch Cloverfield on my macbook.
I mean seriously what is becoming of this blog? Its just me critiquing recent movies that I've watched haha. Let's hope that isn't what becomes of it, cuz I'm pretty sure I'm not a pro when it comes to judging good films. But I have to say that the suspense was killing me, I had to see this movie! All my friends have pretty much seen it and all I hear is mixed reviews, most of them either love it or they hate it. I wanted my own opinion because I tend to rely on my own interpretation, cuz Briye told me Across the Universe sucked and I actually like that movie sooo I pretty much have to watch it myself to see if I like it. I'm not gonna lie, I LOVED it. My heart raced the whole time and I don't know if that was just because I was watching a bootlegged version online and couldn't see everything clearly or if it actually was a good movie but it definitely had me on edge. I don't want to give anything away and I refuse to do so. You just have to watch it for yourself. Feel free to give me your input on what you thought of it or have heard about it.
I guess I will go and try to call my family again which I'm sure by now they have been filled by a hearty easter Sunday dinner. Jealous.
-Peace and Love

Brave New World?

So I'm writing this, but seriously who is going to read this? NO ONE.

Actually ya, I'm pretty sure you are and you know what? I'm flattered! Haha but seriously lets get on with this thing. Life is good right now, I can't even complain. Well actually, I kind of dislike my Spanish class. And don't get me wrong I love learning it for the second time, but ya I kind of feel sometimes I'm learning things that aren't really relevant to the level that I'm at right now. I've kind of decided that I want to take another Spanish class but never again for school credit, it just has nothing to do with the medical pre-reqs I SHOULD be taking. Ugh ya that was me just giving myself a reminder to get on that.
Anyways, me and Morgan are watching Enchanted right now and its 'magical'. I'm serious, this movie is so awesome, it makes me laugh and seriously why the heck was Giselle not in the parade at Disneyland!? Umm I can't wait to go back and she better be back in the parade by then or else I'm going to be pissed. I'd also like to bring up the fact that watching this movie is what I decided to do with my Saturday night, ya thats how much of a party girl I am. Seriously though, what would I do without my Morgan! Ya I will add more later I'm kind of ending on a random note but this is my first blog entry so give me a break.